I ventured onto CNN.com, because MSNBC's website is garbage and FoxNews is full of jackasses who just want to rip on Obama and blame Bush's fuck-up on the black man, and on CNN I see two headlines - Some article about Obama and the Republicans (because we have nothing else to read, apparently), and NYC Airports reopening. Yet the big story everybody should know about, is that in Detroit, Michigan a building exploded and workers are trying to rescue two people who are trapped underneath the rubble.
Yes, that is shockingly NOT the top story on their website, but rather listed in tiny print under "latest news".
Then of course 5 bullets down that "latest news" story, is the headline "Ticker: Bill Clinton gets a warning". WTF does that mean? What kind of warning is he getting? The man got his winky waxed by a slut when he was still in office and I recall him practically getting a slap on the wrist and probably a bunch of discrete High-Fives from pimps all around the country. So I read the article and it's a short little blurb about how a Democrat running for office in Chicago, Illinois is pissed that a former president is going to stop in the Windy City to back up a different candidate for Mayor of Chicago. Why do I and millions of other Americans give two shits about a mayoral candidate being a little pussy and issuing a "warning" to a man who was once America's president.
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