I don't know why everyone is saying this man has hit rock bottom and that he needs to go to Rehab. As far back as I can remember, Charlie Sheen has always been like this and I'm not quite sure what all the fuss is about? I have to believe it's because his marriages are over and he's not covering his partying as well as he used to. He's probably been boozing, snorting, smoking and knee-high in pornstars for 15 years but we're just finding out about it more frequently now so we're all bugging out. I can understand being upset about the cocaine parts of these issues -- I'm against hard drugs like that. But people also get on his case for "4-way 'epic benders'". He's a man, and 99.9% of straight men would give up everything in their lives to have an 'epic bender' with 3 pornstars, including one that was awarded Best Anal in 2008.NY Magazine - You didn't think Charlie Sheen was going to stop with a bender at the Plaza with a porn star did you? This time, in the rock-bottom mad libs that is Charlie Sheen's life (vessel for housing cocaine + name of nubile porn star who will later express surprise at how events unfolded + hospital visit + poorly fabricated cover story), the actor was partying with a designer "briefcase full of cocaine" and multiple porn stars at his home in Beverly Hills when things took a turn for the worse. Paramedics were called, and Sheen was rushed to Cedar-Senai to treat "severe abdominal pains," which were caused by a hiatal hernia. Kacey Jordan, a 22-year-old adult-film star (a different blonde than his reported favorite, Bree Olson, AVN-award winner for best anal 2008) stumbled against a wall as she gave TMZ a "blow-by-blow" of last night's party. "When I first saw him, he was just fucking wasted out of his mind, which I was trying to get to that point too. Trust me." Oh, we do. As Jordan describes it, it was more of a Gucci messenger bag than a briefcase, from which the "professional"-looking dealer dumped out "five K- balls, huge like the size of my fist; we're talking twenty grand I swear in coke," which Sheen proceeded to smoke from a green pipe as he screened selections from his extensive X-rated film collection in the theater room before recruiting Jacobs to be the blonde missing from his entourage. She agreed because, "I want a blue Bentley. The other girl got one, it's proof." Because it's Charlie Sheen, he called a reality-show plastic surgeon when the medical trouble started. Dr. Paul Nassif, husband of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof-Nassif. Well, she is the show's one calming influence. The couple, who called 911, told People, "We did receive a call from Charlie's house this morning, asking for medical assistance and advice." On Conan earlier this week, John Cryer quipped, "I'm checking TMZ, as I do every day to know if I have to go to work at all." Starting at 2:58, watch Duckie explain why it doesn't seem odd when Charlie Sheen tells you someone stole his car and drove it off a cliff. Twice.
Live Free or Die Hard, Charlie Sheen takes that literally. God Bless Charlie Sheen.
P.S. Whose more awesome? High Hefner or Charlie Sheen? I've always thought it was High Hefner but right now I think Charlie has made up some ground.
Double P.S. - I'd have to list my top 3 awesome guys in terms of drugs and ass as: 1. Hugh Hefner 2. Charlie Sheen 3. Tiger Woods
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