Just when I thought Charlie Sheen was becoming the greatest male role model of our generation, everything came crashing down to Earth because nobody understands whats so great about getting jacked up on Vodka and Cocaine and banging the shit out of hot pornstars and models.
According to TMZ, our beloved Charlie has checked himself into Rehab on Friday after nearly dying during one of the greatest benders of all time which included paying one of the pornstars $30,000 to join his "porn family" and that earlier in the week he also discussed paying a neighbor $1,000,000 to use his mansion while the neighbor was on vacation for 4 months.
Get better Charlie. When you have as much money as you do, you don't need cocaine and alcohol poisoning to have a porn family.
PS. Isn't it pretty hilarious that Lindsay Lohan is concerned for Charlie? Isn't she like the last person you'd want drug and alcohol advice from? Because in all fairness, she'd probably suck his dick for a snort and a Bentley.
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